Dusstarpfligjapcid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous centaur.

Dusstarpfligjapcid created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstarpfligjapcid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dusstarpfligjapcid, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dusstarpfligjapcid's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dusstarpfligjapcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Run away from green shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.