Sinnak is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, emotional grasshopper.

Sinnak created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sinnak, he will send you a sign.

Sinnak's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sinnak's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near snails while wearing indigo jumpers.

5. Do not hurt swans.