Dampangpag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able donkey.

Dampangpag created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dampangpag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dampangpag, she will turn you into a worm.

Dampangpag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dampangpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must pray to Dampangpag three times a day.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dampangpag.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.