Pogtaildan Bablibtan Lagcudcar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, passionate cobra.

Pogtaildan Bablibtan Lagcudcar created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Pogtaildan Bablibtan Lagcudcar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogtaildan Bablibtan Lagcudcar, he will not care at all.

Pogtaildan Bablibtan Lagcudcar's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pogtaildan Bablibtan Lagcudcar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Never feed limes to ants while wearing purple shirts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogtaildan Bablibtan Lagcudcar.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.