Dumjenfab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, generous hyena.

Dumjenfab created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumjenfab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dumjenfab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dumjenfab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dumjenfab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never talk about spacetime near capybaras while wearing indigo boots.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Do not take Dumjenfab's name in vain.