Dusstragraklim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate camel.

Dusstragraklim created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstragraklim, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dusstragraklim, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dusstragraklim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dusstragraklim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dusstragraklim.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Always obey Dusstragraklim's priests.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.