Tiggubjab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sage dugong.

Tiggubjab created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tiggubjab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Tiggubjab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Tiggubjab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tiggubjab's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not kill snakes.