Jengudfem is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, temperamental chinchilla.

Jengudfem created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jengudfem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jengudfem, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Jengudfem's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Jengudfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Never mention eagles.

4. Never wear purple boots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.