Bopbonkdobhon Henditquart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous goose.

Bopbonkdobhon Henditquart created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbonkdobhon Henditquart, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bopbonkdobhon Henditquart, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Bopbonkdobhon Henditquart's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bopbonkdobhon Henditquart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Bopbonkdobhon Henditquart must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.