Pinmifmot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring goose.

Pinmifmot created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinmifmot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pinmifmot, it will ignore you.

Pinmifmot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pinmifmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Pinmifmot loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Always obey Pinmifmot's priests.