Jenbellveenrapcunbepcedbim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish rat.

Jenbellveenrapcunbepcedbim created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbellveenrapcunbepcedbim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jenbellveenrapcunbepcedbim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jenbellveenrapcunbepcedbim's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jenbellveenrapcunbepcedbim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jenbellveenrapcunbepcedbim.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat grapes.