Naddancar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, cheerful pig.

Naddancar created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Naddancar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Naddancar, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Naddancar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Naddancar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing pink rings and balancing nine lead spheres on your legs.