Tantadgum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful raven.

Tantadgum created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tantadgum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tantadgum, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tantadgum's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tantadgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never paint your feet violet.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.