Butyoknull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witty squid.

Butyoknull created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Butyoknull, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Butyoknull, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Butyoknull's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Butyoknull's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.