Migflapwipfit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, benevolent hippopotamus.

Migflapwipfit created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migflapwipfit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Migflapwipfit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Migflapwipfit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Migflapwipfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to birds while wearing indigo trousers.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to horses while wearing green rings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.