Flagpodbud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid capybara.

Flagpodbud created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagpodbud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flagpodbud, it will think nothing of it.

Flagpodbud's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flagpodbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Put Flagpodbud first in all things.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Flagpodbud on top of important buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.