Hunbadlip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate duck.

Hunbadlip created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunbadlip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunbadlip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hunbadlip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hunbadlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.