Wegcamkin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, grumpy camel.

Wegcamkin created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcamkin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wegcamkin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Wegcamkin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wegcamkin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.