Venjopdibdossriportnib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful elephant.

Venjopdibdossriportnib created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venjopdibdossriportnib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Venjopdibdossriportnib, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Venjopdibdossriportnib's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Venjopdibdossriportnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Hide if nine pigs approach from the north.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Worship no other gods but Venjopdibdossriportnib.