Betpasbug is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong mongoose.

Betpasbug created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Betpasbug, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Betpasbug, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Betpasbug's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Betpasbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.