Hammotsin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, competent wyrm.

Hammotsin created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hammotsin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hammotsin, she will think nothing of it.

Hammotsin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hammotsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away from pink geese, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snails while wearing red shorts and balancing four platinum spheres on your face.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.