Nurtkanyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, kind grasshopper.

Nurtkanyarl created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtkanyarl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurtkanyarl, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nurtkanyarl's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nurtkanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs pink.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never wear white dresses.

4. Nurtkanyarl loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.