Kadjarnmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome horse.

Kadjarnmeg created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadjarnmeg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kadjarnmeg, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Kadjarnmeg's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kadjarnmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed cucumbers to horses while wearing purple stockings.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kadjarnmeg.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.