Artdogmum is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sapient walrus.

Artdogmum created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artdogmum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Artdogmum, she will destroy your home solar system.

Artdogmum's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Artdogmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Artdogmum loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help hamsters in need.