Vedwadvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive cobra.

Vedwadvonk created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedwadvonk, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vedwadvonk, it will turn you into a duck.

Vedwadvonk's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vedwadvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not speak about peas.