Konfatceb is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic shrew.

Konfatceb created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konfatceb, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Konfatceb, she will torture you forever.

Konfatceb's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Konfatceb's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six turtles approach from the north.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Konfatceb.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Konfatceb.