Pontikdin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy newt.

Pontikdin created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pontikdin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pontikdin, he will turn you into a mole.

Pontikdin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pontikdin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Pontikdin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear cyan shorts.

3. Always obey Pontikdin's priests.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always look after injured voles.