Japniltam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless hare.

Japniltam created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japniltam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Japniltam, it will come to you in dreams.

Japniltam's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Japniltam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Do not keep five snakes in a large pit.

5. Never sit in holy places.