Garbindit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, amazing mink.

Garbindit created a quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garbindit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Garbindit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Garbindit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Garbindit's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of swans.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about planets.