Ransakfob is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish penguin.

Ransakfob created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ransakfob, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ransakfob, it will turn you into a sheep.

Ransakfob's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ransakfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the south.