Fotabmummif is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, annoying penguin.

Fotabmummif created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotabmummif, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fotabmummif, it will manifest in front of you.

Fotabmummif's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fotabmummif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Hide if three gulls approach from the north.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Always obey Fotabmummif's priests.