Camsinkab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonourable hamster.

Camsinkab created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camsinkab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Camsinkab, she will turn you into a plant.

Camsinkab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Camsinkab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Camsinkab.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Camsinkab on top of all buildings.