Nurcidcar Motkonsig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying guinea pig.

Nurcidcar Motkonsig created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurcidcar Motkonsig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurcidcar Motkonsig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nurcidcar Motkonsig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nurcidcar Motkonsig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing yellow skirts and balancing three nickel spheres on your back.

3. Nurcidcar Motkonsig must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.