Flisnigyim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful crab.

Flisnigyim created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisnigyim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flisnigyim, he will turn you into a mouse.

Flisnigyim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flisnigyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Put Flisnigyim first in all things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.
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