Sindossmumpan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent penguin.

Sindossmumpan created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sindossmumpan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sindossmumpan, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sindossmumpan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sindossmumpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.