Nelxuckzak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering hedgehog.

Nelxuckzak created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelxuckzak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nelxuckzak, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nelxuckzak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nelxuckzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Never pour water over plants.