Fudmathap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental bird.

Fudmathap created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Fudmathap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fudmathap, it will be very sad.

Fudmathap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fudmathap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. You must love Fudmathap.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fudmathap loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.