Spaghasmit is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful
horse.
Spaghasmit created a quark five million years ago.
If you believe in
Spaghasmit, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Spaghasmit, she will turn you into a frog.
Spaghasmit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Spaghasmit's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never feed cucumbers to foxes while wearing jumpers.