Spaghasmit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful horse.

Spaghasmit created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Spaghasmit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Spaghasmit, she will turn you into a frog.

Spaghasmit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Spaghasmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed cucumbers to foxes while wearing jumpers.