Wadominnarvig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent giraffe.

Wadominnarvig created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wadominnarvig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wadominnarvig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wadominnarvig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wadominnarvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wadominnarvig.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never bounce near frogs.