Fobyarbid Tailxembot is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, almighty beaver.

Fobyarbid Tailxembot created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobyarbid Tailxembot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fobyarbid Tailxembot, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fobyarbid Tailxembot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fobyarbid Tailxembot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Never wear red ear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat wheat.
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