Henarnjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured deer.

Henarnjin created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henarnjin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Henarnjin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Henarnjin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Henarnjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.