Wabbutbod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak butterfly.

Wabbutbod created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabbutbod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wabbutbod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wabbutbod's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wabbutbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Wabbutbod loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. You must love Wabbutbod.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.