Zodbotciss Rigweelab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying rhinoceros.

Zodbotciss Rigweelab created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Zodbotciss Rigweelab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zodbotciss Rigweelab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zodbotciss Rigweelab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zodbotciss Rigweelab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.