Renjiparp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy chicken.

Renjiparp created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Renjiparp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Renjiparp, he will turn you into a puffin.

Renjiparp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Renjiparp's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing yellow boots and balancing six silver spheres on your face.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.