Nurldabquart is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonest wyrm.

Nurldabquart created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurldabquart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurldabquart, it will not care.

Nurldabquart's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nurldabquart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nurldabquart on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.