Cetstikcub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing dugong.

Cetstikcub created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetstikcub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cetstikcub, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cetstikcub's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cetstikcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Do not kill bats.

5. Never play with disobedient children.