Cab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, pitiless giraffe.

Cab created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cab, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cab's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing violet jumpers.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.