Megsughatlabhonyattyarpbid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humorless mouse.

Megsughatlabhonyattyarpbid created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Megsughatlabhonyattyarpbid, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Megsughatlabhonyattyarpbid, he will ignore you.

Megsughatlabhonyattyarpbid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Megsughatlabhonyattyarpbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megsughatlabhonyattyarpbid.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.