Citripsis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, contented zebra.

Citripsis created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Citripsis, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citripsis, it will not care at all.

Citripsis' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Citripsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing black tights and balancing eight nickel spheres on your face.

5. Never look at planets.