Flanappfonbug is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unfair walrus.

Flanappfonbug created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Flanappfonbug, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flanappfonbug, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flanappfonbug's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Flanappfonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must love Flanappfonbug.

5. Worship no other gods but Flanappfonbug.