Rigruttbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest swan.

Rigruttbaf created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigruttbaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rigruttbaf, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rigruttbaf's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rigruttbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Run away from magenta eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Rigruttbaf's priests.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.