Fobbomfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart rat.

Fobbomfarn created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobbomfarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobbomfarn, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fobbomfarn's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fobbomfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never wear green shirts.