Fligxengud is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered crab.

Fligxengud created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fligxengud, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fligxengud, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fligxengud's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fligxengud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Put Fligxengud first in all things.

3. Hide from green voles for they are unholy.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not eat limes.