Didhivort is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, narcissistic shark.

Didhivort created tapeworms three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didhivort, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Didhivort, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Didhivort's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Didhivort's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Never sprint in the presence of dolphins.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.