Wongumvag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical grasshopper.

Wongumvag created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wongumvag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wongumvag, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Wongumvag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wongumvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wongumvag.

5. Never talk about comets.