Abkaplarg Flysigvolpomhan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective rat.

Abkaplarg Flysigvolpomhan created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abkaplarg Flysigvolpomhan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Abkaplarg Flysigvolpomhan, she will strike you with lightening.

Abkaplarg Flysigvolpomhan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Abkaplarg Flysigvolpomhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.