Listbopfot is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet jaguar.

Listbopfot created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Listbopfot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Listbopfot, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Listbopfot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Listbopfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. You must pray to Listbopfot six times a day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.