Ganmiswighim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, effective finch.

Ganmiswighim created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganmiswighim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ganmiswighim, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ganmiswighim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ganmiswighim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ganmiswighim.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Always obey Ganmiswighim's priests.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Ganmiswighim in the centre of the settlement.