Rillfemvilgemsan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic frog.

Rillfemvilgemsan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Rillfemvilgemsan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillfemvilgemsan, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Rillfemvilgemsan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rillfemvilgemsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.