Karpitlist is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, moody zebra.

Karpitlist created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karpitlist, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Karpitlist, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Karpitlist's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Karpitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Karpitlist.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.