Yimnurtyatt Davcemnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet parrot.

Yimnurtyatt Davcemnarl created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimnurtyatt Davcemnarl, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimnurtyatt Davcemnarl, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yimnurtyatt Davcemnarl's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yimnurtyatt Davcemnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yimnurtyatt Davcemnarl first in all things.

2. Run away from pink bats, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed cherries to otters while wearing shorts.