Fadgumdod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish faun.

Fadgumdod created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fadgumdod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fadgumdod, he will turn you into a plant.

Fadgumdod's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fadgumdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Put Fadgumdod first in all things.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadgumdod.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.